Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes 

A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate ― Charles Dickens 

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly ― Mark 

Twain Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read ― Groucho Marx

Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes

It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected ― Charles Lamb

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.

You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…

Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

 

It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.

Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.

‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’
I found out about you from my last nightmare.

Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?

I like the sound of you not talking.

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe

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