Thursday, March 27, 2014

Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes 
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate ― Charles Dickens 

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly ― Mark 

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

Twain Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read ― Groucho Marx

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
Funny Friendship Quotes

It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected ― Charles Lamb

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.

You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.
Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…

Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

 Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.

Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.

‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’
I found out about you from my last nightmare.

Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?

I like the sound of you not talking.

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

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