Quotes To Live By

Quotes To Live By

• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.


• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.


• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


• Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


• Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


• If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


• Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue.


• Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


• A closed mouth gathers no foot.


• Never miss a good chance to shut up.


• There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


• Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.


• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  

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