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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

THE PIT


THE PIT

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there."

An objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone
Would fall down there."

A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."

A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.

A news reporter wanted an exclusive story on the pit.

An IRS Agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've
Seen my pit!"

A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."

A psychiatrist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your
Being in that pit."

A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get
Out of that pit."

An optimist said, "Things could get worse."

A pessimist claimed, "Things WILL get worse."

GOD, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of
The pit.
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